Whoa! Glad they found it!

Yesterday, a 500 lb World War II explosive was found only yards away from George Clooney’s summer home in Italy!

Bomb disposal experts immediately came to the scene and the police sealed off the surrounding town to allow the team to defuse the device. The bomb, which was found underwater, was thought to have been dropped into the area by a plane and was found along with several mines and other raw explosives!

Yikes! You could have been in serious danger, George!

One wrong move in the wrong places and they would have been combing out pieces of your gray hair from your lawn!

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Clooney Bomb Scare! | PerezHilton.com.

Seriously?? You can’t even make fish sticks??!

Sour Puss Alba is in New York right now promoting her new flick, The Killer Inside Me, and apparently caused quite a scene at her hotel when she tried to cook her daughter, Honor Marie, fish sticks and almost caused a fire!

WTF??

That’s right, she couldn’t figure out how to work the oven and smoked out her room so badly that the fire department had to be called!

LOLz!

Her rep says:

“They were preparing Honor’s dinner. [There was] no fire – just some smoke that unfortunately set off the alarm.”

We don’t know what’s more mortifying – not being able to operate an oven or feeding your kid frozen fish sticks!

Thoughts??

[Image via WENN.]

Sour Puss Almost Burns Down Her Hotel Room! | PerezHilton.com.

Tags: bizarre, daugther, fire, fire department, fish sticks, honor marie, new york, oven, smoke

Hey you all! today is one of the biggest party/get drunk parties in Sweden.. But I don’t know if I’m going out or not.. We’ll see. Maddie have asked me to go to her friends house so we’ll see… I’ll keep you updated. <3 Love

Have no fear, Twi-Hards!

Though his whiny mortal girlfriend and arch-werewolf-enemy left for VanCity yesterday, Edward Cullen Robert Pattinson departed Londontown this morning, headed for O Canada.

The Holy Trinity of Twilight is returning to Vancouver to reshoot some scenes that we’re sure all Kristen’s lip biting and blank stares screwed up the first time.

But we’re so happy to see R-Patz again that we forgive her for her terrible acting … for now.

[Image via www.XposurePhotos.com.]

R-Patz Bringing Up The Rear! | PerezHilton.com.

Tags: eclipse, kstew, reshoot, twi-hards, vancouver

Finally! Progress!

Summit Entertainment announced today that they have officially selected a director for the final flick in the Twilight franchise. Oscar winner Bill Condon, best known for his work on Dreamgirls, will be the guiding force behind Breaking Dawn.

Though the studio has yet to reveal when and where production on the flick will take place, everyone involved seems tickled that Bill is onboard – including Bill. In a statement, the director revealed his excitement for the project and hopes to bring an “unique cinemative experience” for fans to enjoy.

As for the mastermind behind it all, Twilight author Stephenie Meyer, she is just as “thrilled” that Bill has consented to be a part of the franchise, saying”

“I’m so thrilled that Bill wants to work with us. I think he’s going to be a great fit, and I’m excited to see what he does with the material.”

So are we, especially if the studio attempts to cram everything in the million page book into one movie.

Which by the way, is that what you all are doing? Is it? IS IT?

C’mon! Inquiring Twi-hards are dying to know!

In the meantime, what do U think of the choice of director?

[Image via WENN.]

Summit Gives Twilight The Oscar Treatment! Bill Condon To Direct Breaking Dawn! | PerezHilton.com.

When Jennifer Lopez arrived in Paris, France this week, she had the cutest little piece of carry-on luggage.

Looks like the trip to another continent was just too much for babyEmme Anthony, who slept as her mommy carried her through the airport.

Adorable!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Little Lady Lopez Is Tired! | PerezHilton.com.

Tags: adorable, airport, emme

Hey! Lazy ass morning over here.. Again, shit have to do something about that. Whatever. I’m going to be working on our acting project today, and after dinner I’m going to dance with my crew, practicing for the show in June.

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Oh Jess, today.

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