Hey you all! I have done my first test of today and I want to tell you that I did just fine, I’m superexcited and I even started to cry in front of the jury (a good thing though, because I did a real sensitive monologue!) .

Time to cut out the Lindsanity!

Lindsay Lohan reportedly arrived right on time for a meeting with her probation officer today, to discuss the protocol regarding her SCRAM bracelet and random drug testing!

Apparently, the wacktress will have to call the probation office every night so she’ll know whether or not she must come in the following day to submit a drug test!

However, the two prescription drugs that she takes – adderall and ambien – have been approved and she will not be penalized for using them!

Who wants to bet that she’s going to start fighting off the effects of ambien during the day so she can trip balls for funsies??

[Image via WENN.]

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Tags: adderall, ambien, lindsanity, officer, probation, protocol, random drug testing, scam bracelet

And it’s not from the fire!

True Blood‘s Ryan Kwanten attended the Break Media launch party for Prince of Persia: Forgotten Sands and he looks super delicious as usual!

Seksi, seksi!

[Image via Wire Image.]

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Tags: party, prince of persia, ryan kwanten

Hey, I’ve been busy (as usual so no comment on that please). I’m going to audition tomorrow, another school this time. So I’ve been practicing monologues and stuff all day. But I’m not nervous so that’s all good. :) <3

I’m going to take many pictures tomorrow, so stay tuned to get updates :) love love love

At Wednesday’s National Movie Awards in London, the Twilightfranchise won big!

The films picked up the top three awards: New Moon for Best Fantasy, Robert Pattinson won the Best Performance and Eclipse for Most Anticipated Summer Movie.

Ha! Not that we don’t think they’re deserved but are those legit award categories?!

Whatever. As long as RPatz is happy!

Twilight Cleaned Up UK National Movie Awards | PerezHilton.com.

Tags: eclipse, national movie awards, new moon

Oh, here I am, your favorite of all favorites, Jess the Actress. I’m busy. As usual but I’m stopping by to tell you that I love you all :) Here is a photoshoped picture of me. Like it? What did I change!? Tell me!

I’ll post the non photoshoped picture later this week!

So sweet!

Not only did Russell Brand claim that Katy Perry transformed him into a one-woman-man, but he truly believes in love at first sight.

He said:

“I immediately knew that it was either concussion or love. After that we went on a date and I was anxious and nervous on the date. Normally like on the first date I’m alright because it’s like it used to be to me… the only date. But this one I felt all anxious like my mind was awash with hallucinogens – peculiar! I had to hold on to surfaces.

I thought it was either something wrong with my starter or love. So now we can narrow it down to concussion or foodpoisoning or love.

My mum was beginning to wonder if I would ever become married unless it was in some kind of perhaps, Mormon style group wedding, to perhaps a group of cheerleaders.

We went back to England to my mum’s house in Essex. She was very well behaved and helped with the dishes. There was a bit where my mum spilt some gravy and I thought, ‘That’s good isn’t it? Normal down to earth conduct.’”

Awwwww. We hope they are very happy together!

[Image via WENN.]

Russell Claims Love At First Sight With Katy | PerezHilton.com.

Tags: kety perry, love at first sight, russell brant

Wednesday. Acting, dancing, coloring, monologue-ing, english (watching movie-ing), and more-ing + kissing!

I am going downtown with my boyfriend. See Ya.