Hot damn!

Check out Mechad Brooks‘ SEKSI swimsuit spread in this month’s issue of GQ!

The lady in those photos has no idea how lucky she is to be, ahem, ‘enjoying’ his company!

We’re jealous!

Gratuitous | PerezHilton.com.

Yesterday was a good day for shopping. I found a shirt on Sale at Monki. Their type of clothes are so in right now. Oversize with a short cut, right under your boobies. Match that with light (or dark for that sake) jeans shorts. Nice nice nice! Me love. Even though I wore it to work today, a little bit more proper. With chinos like vintage pants. <3. total love.

After my visit at the dentist I went to the gym. Look at the back, that’s how it suppose to look. Haha, love it!

And that’s always a good thing!

During the World Cup game against Brazil, Portugal’s finestCristiano Ronaldo removed his jersey to give us all a peek at the goods.

Yum!

[Image via Getty Images.]

Cristiano Goes Shirtless! | PerezHilton.com.

Jackass star Bam Margera was beaten by a woman outside his bar in West Chester, PA early Saturday morning.

Sources say that a fight occurred outside a bar he owns and ended with a woman allegedly hitting Bam in the back of the head with a baseball bat!

Cops arrested the woman and Bam was taken to Chester County Hospital where he remains.

A love spat or a case of the crazies??

We hope he’s okay!

[Image via WENN.]

Bam Margera Gets His Ass Beaten! | PerezHilton.com.

I am home again after a long day at work, with work. I worked for eight hours and then I went straight to the gym and stay there for two hours. Gash. 10 hours of being busy with working out both my brain and body. I will be slim in August! Oh yes, I will! <3

I work out at the best place ever!

[Image from here!

YUM!

Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted leaving a gym in Studio City looking sweaty and sexy as he made his way to his car — and with a smile to boot!

Keep it up, Jakey! You’re looking goooood!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

Jake Works It Out! | PerezHilton.com.

They will be arguably the two most talked about people on the redcarpet of the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday. (Along with Sandra Bullock, we imagine.)

Snooki from the Jersey Shore will be a red carpet correspondent for the show, while Robert Pattinson will be racking in the awards as well as introducing a special sneak peek of the the latest Twilightmovie, Eclipse.

But what will Snooki ask of R-Patz when they finally meet?

To get a tan!

Snooki says: “I’m going to say, ‘You need to go tanning, but you’re really hot. Because you’re a vampire. You’re pale’.”

Bravo, Snickers! Maybe you could invite him to GTL with the rest of the guidos.

Now that would be a situation we would love to see!

[Image via WENN.]

Snooki To R-Patz: Get A Tan! | PerezHilton.com.

Looks like someone needs a little Visine!

Chace Crawford was arrested in Plano, Texas sometime after midnight this morning for possession of marijuana under 2 ounces.

He was reportedly sitting in a car with a friend outside Ringo’s Pub when cops busted him with an unlit joint.

He’s being charged with a misdemeanor and was bonded out of jail.

Tsk tsk tsk.

Chace Crawford Arrested! Gossip Girl Star Busted For Drugs | PerezHilton.com.

Lindsay Lohan has a lot of time on her hands, now that she can’t drunkenly search for the worms at the bottom of tequila bottles. For awhile, Lindsanity seemed to want to keep up her pAArtying ways, despite her bulky new accessory. (P.S. – Has Chanel gotten back to you about those “stickers”, bb?)

This weekend, however, not much was heard about Hollywood’s favorite trainwreck, but sources caught up with her yesterdayenjoying the beach at Venice, CA with a friend.

That sounds normal! Could Lindsay be on the mend?

According to some close friends, the answer is yes! Since LiLo has been slapped with her SCRAM bracelet, she has reportedly been taking some much needed time for herself. She’s been staying in watching movies and catching up on sleep. Her pals say that they think this might be Lindsay’s chance to bounce back as she looks “healthier” than ever!

This is what we like to hear, LiLo! We love a hot mess as much as anyone else, but we love a comeback even more!

Here’s hoping you don’d eff it up!

[Image via WENN.]

How Lindsanity Is Spending Her SCRAM-cation! | PerezHilton.com.

Time to cut out the Lindsanity!

Lindsay Lohan reportedly arrived right on time for a meeting with her probation officer today, to discuss the protocol regarding her SCRAM bracelet and random drug testing!

Apparently, the wacktress will have to call the probation office every night so she’ll know whether or not she must come in the following day to submit a drug test!

However, the two prescription drugs that she takes – adderall and ambien – have been approved and she will not be penalized for using them!

Who wants to bet that she’s going to start fighting off the effects of ambien during the day so she can trip balls for funsies??

[Image via WENN.]

Lindsanity Has To Call Her Probation Officer Every Night! | PerezHilton.com.