It’s no secret that Heidi Montag is a blow up toy lady of many talents.

The “actress” and “singer” is now apparently an inspired screenwriter!

That’s right, she is applying all of her life skills in the creation of an espionage-inspired film!

Says Heidi:

“I’m writing a movie right now. It’s very action packed. It’s Bourne-meets-Barbie. I would love to be an action star.”

We’re sure the studio bigwigs will rage war with one another for the rights to produce that masterpiece!

Oh Heidi, what could you possibly have in store for the world next?

[Image via WENN.] [Source via Perez Hilton]