The hair! The luscious, flowing locks of pure seks!

They’re all gone!

Curse you Reese Witherspoon and your new period movie!

Robert Pattinson is appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, but he’ll be missing the hair that made all of you fall in love with him.

Heartbreaking!

We only take some comfort in knowing that after he is done shootingWater For Elephants with Reese, Summit is sure to swoop in and force him to grow it all back for Breaking Dawn.

Because there is no wig on the planet that can compare to his iconic do! Don’t you dare try and KStew him!

Thoughts on the new buzz cut, Twi-Hards?

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He is absolutely Graceful here! My heart. omg

Damn!

Check out the brooding SEKS seeping off of beloved Robert Pattinson in these photos taken for June’s edition of GQ SouthAfrica!

Handsome handsome!

What do U think he’s so tortured about?? U know, other than being stuck with Stewie Puss Puss for another film?

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We thought we felt a heat wave!

Yesterday, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner arrived back in Los Angeles after having finished shooting some pick-up scenes in Vancouver for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

The studs made their way separately through LAX, skirting aroundTwilight-loving photogs on their way out.

Tay Tay, we hope you take your shirt off and stay while. And R-Patz, please stop giving young Taylor fashion advice. What works for one doesn’t work for some!

[Image via National Photo Group.]

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It’s been awhile and though we’re sure you Twi-Hards wish this pic had a little sparkle to it, we don’t very much care either way.

Because look at the seksi radiating off Robert Pattinson!

YUMMY!

This is the first official still from R-Patz’s upcoming flick, Bel Ami, also starring Christina Ricci and Uma Thurman, obviously.

Uma really should be thankful that R-Patz is about to take a bite out of her. After all, this flick is bound to make a hundred thousand times more than her last one!

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The Cullen family is finally getting their evil vamp on in the upcoming movie, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Peter Facinelli who playsCarlisle Cullen says that “this time around, you get to see their true vampire-ness.”

Ashley Greene, who usually plays the sweet and bubbly sister to R-Patz‘s Edward Cullen talks about how her character will have a darker side, saying, “Alice gets a little edgier with each installment. It’s a reminder to the audience that even though we restrain ourselves at times, we’re still vampires and we’re dangerous.”

Esme Cullen, played by Elizabeth Reaser will have a bigger role in this installment. “It was interesting to get in touch with the vampire side of her in ways that haven’t really been explored. Her family is in danger and that brings out the mama bear in her.”

Forget the storylines, we want to see more abs!

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Relax, Twi-hards!

The latest rumor circling about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart getting engaged is total BS according to everyone’s favorite vampire!

R-Patz says:

“This engagement thing is total bullshit, I don’t even know where it comes from. Kristen is my friend. I really like to work with her. She’s more mature than her age, a real professional, I couldn’t wish a better partner, because she makes my every move, every sentence authentic.”

BARF! Rob also says he feels lucky to have KStew at his side during the Twilight phenomenon. He continues:

“A big franchise like Twilight is a scary thing, because it put me on the map and I’ll have it for my whole life. So it’s important to get along with my partner, and Kristen is the perfect partner. She sets the bar high, so I must deliver too.”

You deliver, bb! Don’t you worry your pretty little head about that!

As for KStew…that’s debatable.

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Blair Waldorf, you sneaky little maneater!!

You bagged yourself a vampire?!

Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester has apparently been shacking up with our beloved Robert Pattinson!

Sources have spotted RPatz entering Meester's NYC apartment, and we're guessing he made that good girl go bad all night long, because our boo didn't leave until the next morning!!

The sneak claims:

“He ducked out of the building and hopped into a waiting car. He apparently spent the night with Leighton, and didn’t want anyone to know! She’s having a texting romance with him, and is so into it. She talks with Rob almost daily.”

We love it! We're SURE KStew is going to be EXTRA SOUR when she reads this!

Sorry, you hack! We'd take Blair Waldorf over you any day!

And apparently so would Rob. Bwa ha ha.

[Image via WENN.]

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If he and Courtney Love have something to say about it then yes!

Universal Pictures is in talks with Kurt Cobain’s widow to produce a biopic based on his life with the band Nirvana. Courtney has agreed to be involved if she can decide the main aspects of the project, like who will portray Kurt and herself.

Courtney’s picks? Scarlett Johansson for herself and Robert Pattinson for Kurt!

And you know what? We don’t disagree!

We think Scarlett has just enough talent to pull off Courtney’s crazy (she can always drink whiskey for “inspiration”) and if he grew out his hair, R-Patz would be a dead-ringer for Cobain.

Apparently, Rob thinks the same as when news of the part became Hollywood knowledge, he started calling and emailing Courtney non-stop!

Funny, we would have thought she would have tweeted about that! She tells us every other damn detail of her life!

What do U think?

P.S.- We know there are a bunch of Twi-hards that are having a Twi-hard-on for the news that R-Patz might finally sing again, but try and control yourselves!

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