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It’s pretty sad when even the writer herself realizes what she’s producing is trash!

Melissa Rosenberg, the poor woman who went from being praised for her writing on Dexter to being cursed with the task of trying to make Stephenie Meyer‘s shiteous Twilight novels watchable on screen, is admitting that there’s nothing particularly good about the sparkly vampire attack against women.

She says:

“Is it high art? No. But it’s not trying to be.”

Nobody says it has to be, bb! But it should at least try to be watchable!

Guess you don’t really have to make the effort when there’s a built-in audience of middle-aged moms clinging to their youth who are willing to line up days before the premiere, just to see a movie about a push-over of a young woman with no personality getting controlled by a possessive vampire who only likes her because he wants to eat her!

That shiz sells itself! Bwa ha ha!
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Those Twi-Hards are going to be camped out at Olive Gardens all over the El Lay area after this shiz!

In a recent interview with GQ MagazineTwilight star Taylor Lautnerrevealed that he had a very specific locale as his favorite fine dining establishment!

Lautner suggests the Olive Garden for lunch. “Do you like this place?” he asks, a little unsure, adding: “My father turned me on to it.” Without glancing at the menu, Lautner orders the Toscana soup, then asks to substitute theCaesar salad for the house. Before the waiter can reply, Lautner interrupts innocently: “I know,” he says, “it’ll be a dollar fifty extra. That’s fine.”

Adorable!

Just because you’re raking in millions to pine after scowling, lip-biting hacks and turn into a CGI werewolf doesn’t mean that the Olive Garden isn’t any less delicious!

You enjoy that Caesar salad, bb!

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LOLz!

It may be massively popular, but even the main effing character realizes that the movie just plain sucks!

Robert Pattinson revealed recently that despite being skyrocketed into superstardom by the Twilight franchise, he up until recently avoided watching his own movies!

And now that he has, he’s made some pretty astute observations regarding their watchability!

He admits:

“I just saw ‘Twilight‘ on TV for the first time a few days ago. Now that I’ve seen it, [I realize] you do need to read the book to get it. I was like, ‘What?!’ and I’m in it.”

We have to agree, bb!

But don’t be too hard on the director – the source material only gave her SO much to work with!

So it’s official – unless you’re a Twi-Hard salivating all over yourself the minute those vamps start sparkling, Twilight just doesn’t make sense – even to its cast!

Thoughts??

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Oh, wonderful!

Another inspired, literary masterpiece from Stephenie Meyer!

As we’re SURE many of you Twi-hards already have been obsessing over, the Twilight author has released a short novella to coincide with the release of the third sparkling vampire extravaganza, Eclipse!

Because she’s such a generous soul, Meyer has decided to releaseThe Short Second Life of Bree Tanner on-line for FREE!

CLICK HERE to check out the blatant Mormon propaganda instant classic.

AKA somebody read it for us and tell us how atrocious it is!!

LOLz!

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Except KStew! No fug allowed in Vanity Fair! (Yeah, yeah. We know she’s be in it before. Whatever!)

The exquisite ladies of Eclipse posed for a photo shoot for the upcoming August edition of Vanity Fair, and we have your first peek.

Looking gorgeous are vamps Nikki Reedreplacement newcomerBryce Dallas HowardDakota Fanning, Ashely Greene and werewolfJulia Jones.

Stunning! Really love the dresses and the hair! Everything is working for you ladies!

Thoughts?

[Image via Vanity Fair.]

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Here you go, Twi-Hards! Another new poster to keep yourself vamped up for the day!

Check out the latest Twilight Saga: Eclipse poster featuring Robert PattinsonKellan LutzAshley Greene and the rest of the Cullen clan! (above)

Whose idea was it to give Kellan a bowl cut?!

Wrong, just wrong!

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This morning, production on Water For Elephants began in Filmore, CA and things might end up getting very awkward.

As you may have heard already, the period flick stars hunky Robert Pattinson alongside Reese Witherspoon. In Elephants, they will play lovers, but once upon a time, on the big screen, she played his MOTHER!

Travel back now to 2004, when Twilight wasn’t even a dream inStephenie Meyers head and R-Patz was on NO ONE’s radar. Robert got a very small role in the flick Vanity Fair as Reese’s character’s son!

Weird!

Wonder how this prior relationship will affect some of the rumored “sexy affair” scenes ?!

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Check out the latest poster for the third Twilight film, Eclipse, which features the new franchise hottie, Xavier Samuel!

We’re still not clear why the character he plays, Riley, is getting so much promotion. If we recall, he doesn’t do all that much in the series, but he’s definitely HAWT, so we’ll let it slide!

What do U think?? Are U excited to see the seksi newbie hit the silver screen??

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Sources are speculating that unlike the first three Twilight films,Breaking Dawn won’t be shot in the Pacific Northwest, but rather in the bayous of Louisiana.

Sound familar, Sookie Stackhouse?

A production notice was uncovered by sources when it was filed last week at the Louisiana Secretary of State’s office. An agent for Summit Entertainment allegedly established a new corporate entity called “TSBD LOUISIANA, L.L.C.,” which could very well stand forTwilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.

Though the majority of True Blood is shot in Los Angeles, sometimes the show does shoot on location in Louisiana for authenticity.

Imagine what a filming overlap would do to blood-thirsty vampire fans???

We predict utter madness!!!

However, this is still all speculation. First, Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene have to stop thinking they are worth a million dollars and sign on for the flicks!

Seriously, have you guys given up yet?!

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